On the first day of class, our instructor suggested that we do something to create an image for our business. For example, he wears tri-color shirts. Going with the uniform idea, I took out the sewing machine and some pleather that I had left over from another project, and came up with this:
Whatcha think?
26 comments:
LMAO! That is just so YOU!!! Won't it be a little cool for your jaunt into outer space? ;P
My word verification is nerti! I think that is the name of the outfit you came up with haha!
That's HOT! I say get your nipples pierced and you've got yourself a winning ensemble.
Thanks, RKinTN. This is strickly a terrestrial uniform. When we start building houses on the moon, I'll have to guy more pleather. Maybe add some fun fur.
Samsmama, nipple rings are a great idea! That would give me three more places to hang my tools.
All that and a third nipple!? Better be careful, Frank, you know most women can't resist a third nipple;P
Word verification: preence..what Frank does in his Cosmonaut suit!
Oh, I dunno, they seem to resist it pretty well, so far. :-(
I don't know Frank, there's something very off-putting about this ensemble. I think it's the color--too olive drab. An outfit like this needs to pop. I'm thinking fuscia or leopard print.
My apologies--fuchsia. (or fuck SEE-a)
It certainly sends a message! You'll have the image recognition thing going for you right away.
(Just a side note, I would advise you to stock up on some sort of talcum powder because that pleather looks like it might chafe after a while.)
Or a fuchsia leopard print, Kate! I didn't like this color much, either, but it was all I had laying around (there was a reason it hadn't been used, I guess).
Thanks for the tip, Daisy! We don't want to be crawling around under houses with a crotch full of chafe!
The thigh-highs make it! Though, I'd really prefer suspender-supported black plether, ala Pretty Woman. And that hat has GOT to go! I am thinking something more Kentucky Derby, with lots of feathers and a big flower.
Other than that, it's fetch. ;)
Ummm...you missed a spot.
I wait 3 weeks for a post, and am greeted with THIS disturbing photo?
NICE! Although I am with the others; not so hot on the color, lose the hat (or fashion it into a mask, perhaps), and hmmm, posing in the kitchen is sending a confusing vibe, as well.
But points for not showing me white flabby flesh so early in the morning. I do appreciate it. Yeah, I see that you posted at night. I don't want to see it then, either.
Don't ride it on the bike, Frank. I suspect it doesn't provide the right... support.
umm, okay Kate's "fuck SEE-a" made me piff water out of my nose.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!? it's like a naughty, mountain man fly-fishing bikini get up.
i want one, frank. but please make mine using a different material. methinks mesh.
I see you met Sperlin, Fairy God of the Twinkle Forest.
Rarely does he get photographed. Good going!
I have been going through my fabric and found that I have a surplus of monkey print flannel. It's yours if you want it. Perfect for those chilly winter days. And it makes a statement.
All you need are elbows pads and a fez.
Monkey print flannel, Kate? What project is that left over from?
A fez? Hmmmm....that may just be the finishing touch we were all looking for! I could embed a small light into the front of it, too, to help me look in and in back of the stove, and stuff.
I'm thinking that you're going to need someone to stand close by (with a clipboard or something) and (watch) assist you if you’re going to be wearing such a snappy getup. Especially if you're going to be crawling around under houses.
Thanks for volunteering, MtnMama!
Well, I AM going to be unemployed in 3 weeks... ;)
DING!
Where the fuck have I BEEN?
LMAO @ MOFM's PERFECT description.
MtnMama, are you sure you want to be near him. It seems like he's gonna be itchy. You know how pleather panties can be in an Austin summer.
Well, I was going to try my hand at making some lingerie, but I couldn't find a pattern that I liked. Hence the leftover monkey print flannel.
Actually, Jessica, I don't have any experience with Pleather panties in the Austin summer, but it sounds like you could enlighten me! ;)
Well, that WOULD create an image, albeit one that would require therapy to get out of one's head. I suppose from a business standpoint that's a good thing.
I say go for it!
Chris
cdmauger.blogspot.com
god, i wish you'd have worn this to our coffee and cake date this afternoon!
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