You make 50 look so good, I'm not afraid of it at all... ok, ask me again next year when it's my turn. Just don't let some punk throw their trash too close to you. I hear that stops up geysers something awful.
Happy birthday to you. Hey, what was it like when dinosaurs were around? (Rimshot) You're so old and baggy, I bet your testicles get caught in your shoe laces. (Laugh track)
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Have you erupted yet today?
(Sorry, was that a little personal? And gross? Oh well.)
Have a wonderful day you old fart.
Not yet, Kate, but now that you're here, I guess I can.
That's a pretty big cake. Better blow out the candles soon or else Mala might suffocate inside there!
Happy Birthday, ya' fogie, you.
Happy Birthday Frank! And FYI, 50 is the new 30. So there. (I'm only 3 years away from half a hundred myself!)
Celebrate, carouse, raise some rabble--whatever it is that melts your butter!
50 didn't sound old until it was put as "half a hundred." Now I feel like you need a cane and a jitterbug phone.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is the geyser part what happens when you blow out the candles? Happy Birthday Frank!!
Yeah, Harmony, would you like a piece of cake?
Wait? Do I have to wait in the cake until Frank blows out all half a hundred candles. Frackin' short straw!
Happy birthday Frankie.
Wait, when Bev and I gave you your spankings this weekend you told us you were 83....
i thought you were 50 years ago. go figure...
Happy birthday, gramps. You should stop by Manassas or Antietam for your birthday. I bet you haven't been back since the war.
But seriously -- hope it's a great one. I don't care what Bev says, you're a-ok in my book.
I'm in your book, Cary? Cool! I can't wait to get my copy!
Happy Birthday, Frank! (Sorry I don't have anything wittier to say lol)
You make 50 look so good, I'm not afraid of it at all... ok, ask me again next year when it's my turn.
Just don't let some punk throw their trash too close to you. I hear that stops up geysers something awful.
Welcome to geezerdom, Frank. You can sit in the rocking chair next to me. I've been here for a while now. Happy birthday!! :-)
Are you home yet, Frank? I was waiting until you got back to send it.
Happy birthday to you. Hey, what was it like when dinosaurs were around? (Rimshot) You're so old and baggy, I bet your testicles get caught in your shoe laces. (Laugh track)
Ok, I'm done. Again, happy birthday.
p.s. Welcome to the grown-up table, Frank. :)
Liz Tee? What are you doing here? At the grown-up table, I mean?
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