Here's my receipt from today:
Here are the coupons that I received:
So, my question to you is, what was it that I bought that led them to believe that I have a pussy?
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Really?
My grocery store prints coupons at the checkout, on products related to what you've purchased, for use on your next shopping trip.
Here's my receipt from today:
Here are the coupons that I received:
So, my question to you is, what was it that I bought that led them to believe that I have a pussy?
Here's my receipt from today:
Here are the coupons that I received:
So, my question to you is, what was it that I bought that led them to believe that I have a pussy?
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I laughed out loud at the title of this post, as my husband is forever asking me that in a certain tone that cracks me up. Anywho...
The only thing I can guess is maybe something about the words "Pink Lady" screams menstruation, but I don't know. As for you having a pussy, now that's just funny shit.
I'm with Samsmama about the title; the tone practically screams off the screen.
Were you wearing pants? Maybe that's where they got the idea.
Hahahaha!!! I just noticed my word verf: depress. I amend my question--were you wearing cycling shorts? Tight spandex can sometime depress manhood into looking like, well, womanhood.
LMAO! Frank, that's awesome. I'm guessing it's all the body/hair cleansing products combined with the fresh produce and lack of any Hungry Man frozen entrees that lead them to believe you are a pre-menopausal cat lady.
Next time throw in some mass-produced processed foods and you'll get those Axe coupons you've been craving.
oh Frank- too funny! Maybe stop in that weird aisle I never go into and buy like a hammer and some motor oil.
See what coupons those get ya!
HA!!!!!!!!!! Can't stop laughing!!!!! Just fabulous!!!!
I agree with the ladies, start buying some manly stuff like caulk, generic 'lunch meat', and some Old Spice.
That is the funniest thing EVER!!!!! Holy crap I can't stop laughing.
Call me off center, but the Fancy Feast cracks me up more than the whatever that other thing is.
Funny stuff.
Maybe you smelled like tuna?
audra, that's disgusting!
i love that the heeb grocery store thinks you're a crazy cat lady with a stinky puss.
Maybe I wasn't clear, but I can understand why they would give me a tampon coupon, it was the cat food coupon that really had me puzzled.
HA! I think it's the "ocean fresh" product you bought. They think you might want some ocean fresh tuna flavored cat food.
Obviously, Frank, that you want to smell good (you do) and that you eat something other than Jimmy Dean deepfried shit on a stick.
It confuses the hell out of the computer. Trust me.
Okay, now I've read the other comments... and laughing (Bev, stop mind melding with me!)
and aside from the puns, it DOES kind of offend me that single women are assumed to love cats. I hate cats.
Well, that's what I get for not coming by Frank's blog more often! I thought he was too busy playing Farkle to post anymore LOL
Srsly..that is freakin' HI-larious!
Quit shopping like a little old cat lady and you might get some he man coupons LOL
Mamajama--Don't forget he spends a lot of time playing Farmville as well...he's an architect you know.
That's right, Kate! I completely forgot about Farmville. Methinks HEB must know far more about Frank than we do LOL
A Blue Ribbon architect, thankyouverymuch. I'm working on my Pack Rat Blue Ribbon, now. :-)
Dang, Daisy, I like the way your mind works. I don't understand it, but I like it.
MtnMama, are you sure you were smelling the marinara sauce that I spilled on myself?
it was the pink lady apples...
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